What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:36
After a few moments he returns.
{RING} {RING}
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
What are some disadvantages of living in rural areas? What are the advantages?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Yes sir it is.
What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
HELLO
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?
Sure no problem officer.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?